Tuesday, April 27, 2004
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John Kerry is a douchebag, but I'm voting for him anyway. Well, not really. That is to say, he's not actually a douchebag, or not nearly as much of one as what the media, George W., and even perhaps John Kerry himself have made him out to be. It seemed that every time I saw, heard, or read something about Kerry, his doucheness factor increased. It wasn't until I did just a little research on my own that it became clear that most of these occurrences could be explained as lies, deception, media excess, or simply poor campaigning strategy. It is beyond vital that we all overlook these minor blemishes and unpleasantries, and unite in electing John Kerry to be the next president of the United States of America.
Below, a list of the essays to be written (only the first is completed at this time).
Instances of Doucheitude and Why it Doesn't Matter
How Fucked We are Right Now
How Fucked We will be With 4 More Years of
George W. Bush
Why This is Not the Time or the Place to Vote for a 3rd Party Candidate
Why Every Conservative Should Seriously Consider Voting Democrat this Fall
John Kerry is a douchebag, but I'm voting for him anyway. Well, not really. That is to say, he's not actually a douchebag, or not nearly as much of one as what the media, George W., and even perhaps John Kerry himself have made him out to be. It seemed that every time I saw, heard, or read something about Kerry, his doucheness factor increased. It wasn't until I did just a little research on my own that it became clear that most of these occurrences could be explained as lies, deception, media excess, or simply poor campaigning strategy. It is beyond vital that we all overlook these minor blemishes and unpleasantries, and unite in electing John Kerry to be the next president of the United States of America.
Below, a list of the essays to be written (only the first is completed at this time).
Instances of Doucheitude and Why it Doesn't Matter
How Fucked We are Right Now
How Fucked We will be With 4 More Years of
George W. Bush
Why This is Not the Time or the Place to Vote for a 3rd Party Candidate
Why Every Conservative Should Seriously Consider Voting Democrat this Fall
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